When you want to dig to China but give up after 5 minutes.
When you want to dig to China but give up after 5 minutes.
1 year ago
127
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat 😂
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
150
When your friends see the all-you-can-eat buffet opening up.
When your friends see the all-you-can-eat buffet opening up.
1 year ago
153
🕵️‍♂️ When the bank can't comprehend identity transformations! 🏦🤣
๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ When the bank can't comprehend identity transformations! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
191
Me explaining to my priest how I speedran all 7 deadly sins before Sunday mass.
Me explaining to my priest how I speedran all 7 deadly sins before Sunday mass.
1 year ago
175
When you offer a solution and they take it literally 😂
When you offer a solution and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like 😂
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211
Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. 😂
Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
413
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
1 year ago
311
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men 💅
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
141
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar 🤣
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
152
When someone identifies as super straight and you just HAVE to bring Nazis into it 🤡
When someone identifies as super straight and you just HAVE to bring Nazis into it ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
294
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. 🏃‍♂️💨
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
211
Me after winning an argument with my mom and realizing she can't ground me anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. 🙈
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
1 year ago
129