Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat 😂
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring 😬
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
78
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
5 months ago
241
That's one way to start a bonfire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚. Hope everyone is ok and just lost their eyebrows ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
104
When you're solving world issues but still keepin' it cool 😎💼
When you're solving world issues but still keepin' it cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ผ
1 year ago
110
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood 🔥
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
148
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. 😂🤷
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท
9 months ago
131
The ultimate 'I told you so' moment in a marriage. 💀
The ultimate 'I told you so' moment in a marriage. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
140
Who needs the gym when you have groceries? 💪🛒
Who needs the gym when you have groceries? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ›’
1 year ago
64
How fortunes change! One day you're laughing at Qarabag, next day you're packing for Azerbaijan! ⚽️😂✈️
How fortunes change! One day you're laughing at Qarabag, next day you're packing for Azerbaijan! โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
97
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
1 year ago
104
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. 🧔‍♂️➡️🥸
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฅธ
9 months ago
147
When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: 🦊 + 🪨 + 🎭 + 🦁 + 🚽 = 🤔
When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: ๐ŸฆŠ + ๐Ÿชจ + ๐ŸŽญ + ๐Ÿฆ + ๐Ÿšฝ = ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
79
When you are skiing and suddenly remember you have homework due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. ☃️
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. โ˜ƒ๏ธ
1 year ago
124