Me when I find the After Eights at 7:26 PM
Me when I find the After Eights at 7:26 PM
1 year ago
168
When you're so confident in your phone, you make a life bet 📱😅
When you're so confident in your phone, you make a life bet ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
208
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down 😱😂 #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
1 year ago
154
Waiting for the treadmill to start my workout for me 🏃‍♀️😅
Waiting for the treadmill to start my workout for me ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
99
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. 😂
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
97
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
1 year ago
148
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee ☕
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee โ˜•
1 year ago
175
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. 🔥💧
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ง
6 months ago
389
When 'baby's needs' take a wild turn 🍷🍼
When 'baby's needs' take a wild turn ๐Ÿท๐Ÿผ
1 year ago
168
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
1 year ago
107
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
6 months ago
306
When your RPG character is maxed out, but real life needs some patch updates 🧙‍♂️✨
When your RPG character is maxed out, but real life needs some patch updates ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธโœจ
1 year ago
117
Gotta suck 'em all! 😂
Gotta suck 'em all! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
223