Trying to find the unplugged cable like it's a needle in a spaghetti stack! 🍝🔌
Trying to find the unplugged cable like it's a needle in a spaghetti stack! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”Œ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool 👽
Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
323
When your OCD can't even when it comes to ABC 🐱🔤
When your OCD can't even when it comes to ABC ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”ค
1 year ago
336
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
358
Me bringing my gaming setup to my friend's house for a LAN party 😂
Me bringing my gaming setup to my friend's house for a LAN party ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
354
When you choose brutal honesty over having a place to live. Totally worth it. 🤣
When you choose brutal honesty over having a place to live. Totally worth it. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
370
Democrats after visiting a Red State:
Democrats after visiting a Red State:
1 year ago
420
When you show your boss you can do a week's work in an hour... and regret it instantly! 😅🖥️ #SpeedyGonzales
When you show your boss you can do a week's work in an hour... and regret it instantly! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ #SpeedyGonzales
1 year ago
379
Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
1 year ago
252
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. 😎
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
398
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
184
When you realize the graphics are great, but the storyline is questionable 👾🤷‍♂️
When you realize the graphics are great, but the storyline is questionable ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
299
Me trying to explain centrifugal force to my friend after watching a few youtube videos 😂
Me trying to explain centrifugal force to my friend after watching a few youtube videos ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
308
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
1 year ago
291
When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 😂
When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
223