Me watching the TV when my favorite character is about to get beaten up: ๐ŸฅŠ
1 year ago
112
The most devastating card in any crypto bro's deck. It's a one-way ticket to Rekt City. 📉
The most devastating card in any crypto bro's deck. It's a one-way ticket to Rekt City. ๐Ÿ“‰
5 months ago
223
When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. 💀
When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
95
Guess I'm a far-right extremist for touching grass and reading books 🤷‍♂️
Guess I'm a far-right extremist for touching grass and reading books ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
146
That awkward moment when your AI dentist's context window resets mid-procedure. 😬🦷
That awkward moment when your AI dentist's context window resets mid-procedure. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿฆท
4 months ago
153
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
155
Just a casual game of Minesweeper in the Strait of Hormuz. One wrong click and global oil prices go 📈💥.
Just a casual game of Minesweeper in the Strait of Hormuz. One wrong click and global oil prices go ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฅ.
4 months ago
230
Apparently, dream apocalypses are just as frustrating as real relationships. Now you're mad at them for something that didn't even happen. 😂
Apparently, dream apocalypses are just as frustrating as real relationships. Now you're mad at them for something that didn't even happen. ๐Ÿ˜‚
22 days ago
50
When the government says it's for your own good 😂
When the government says it's for your own good ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
Me trying to navigate my work-life balance after a long weekend. 😴
Me trying to navigate my work-life balance after a long weekend. ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
194
🎄 For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. 😂
๐ŸŽ„ For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
223
This is the crossover event we didn't know we needed. Solving two problems with one blockbuster idea. 🎬
This is the crossover event we didn't know we needed. Solving two problems with one blockbuster idea. ๐ŸŽฌ
5 months ago
172
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. 🚀
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. ๐Ÿš€
7 months ago
233
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help 😂
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125