Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.'  Word to your mother.
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
1 year ago
100
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" 😂
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
62
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
1 year ago
103
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
1 year ago
121
Me pretending to be Bear Grylls after watching one episode of Man vs. Wild ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
Happy birthday! Here's your yearly reminder of how you were conceived. 💀🎂
Happy birthday! Here's your yearly reminder of how you were conceived. ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽ‚
9 months ago
134
Granny's got some explaining to do 🍊👵😂
Granny's got some explaining to do ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! 👠👜🥂
Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 year ago
124
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
1 year ago
126
🦁 Big ego, no playtime! Nikola Kalinic thought he was too good to be a sub, but ended up watching Croatia in the World Cup final from his couch. 📺 Don't let pride bench you! #TeamPlayer #CouchSurfer
๐Ÿฆ Big ego, no playtime! Nikola Kalinic thought he was too good to be a sub, but ended up watching Croatia in the World Cup final from his couch. ๐Ÿ“บ Don't let pride bench you! #TeamPlayer #CouchSurfer
1 year ago
110
Me trying to protect my wallet during the Steam Summer Sale
Me trying to protect my wallet during the Steam Summer Sale
1 year ago
79
When your Zoom meeting gets a little *too* real 😂
When your Zoom meeting gets a little *too* real ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
96
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf 🏄‍♂️📚
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
88
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries 🇺🇸🍟
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸ
11 months ago
161
This is what they call mutually assured destruction 💣😂
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
103