Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
Me confidently explaining the plot of a movie I saw once 10 years ago. 😂
Me confidently explaining the plot of a movie I saw once 10 years ago. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
185
When you accidentally spell "pedo" instead of "Pope"๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
230
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain 😂
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
406
When you're so late you summon the gods of time 😂⏰
When you're so late you summon the gods of time ๐Ÿ˜‚โฐ
1 year ago
292
Me trying to explain to my pets that the calming chews are for them, not me 😂
Me trying to explain to my pets that the calming chews are for them, not me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
336
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Stay dry out there, folks! 😂☔
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Stay dry out there, folks! ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜”
3 months ago
255
TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 year ago
301
When you try to look cool in the picture but end up with the legendary hover hand 😂 #HoverHand #Awkward
When you try to look cool in the picture but end up with the legendary hover hand ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HoverHand #Awkward
1 year ago
207
Guess he wasn't ready for that kind of commitment 😂 #ByeFelicia #PregnancyScare #SeeYaLater
Guess he wasn't ready for that kind of commitment ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ByeFelicia #PregnancyScare #SeeYaLater
1 year ago
278
When you're torn between being an angel and letting your inner devil party 😇😈 #TheStruggleIsReal
When you're torn between being an angel and letting your inner devil party ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ˆ #TheStruggleIsReal
1 year ago
406
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
1 year ago
309
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? 🙏
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
432
When 'Memories of School Days' gets awkward real quick! 😂🧐
When 'Memories of School Days' gets awkward real quick! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง
1 year ago
300
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
1 year ago
308