Master Chief reporting for Mariachi duty. It's time to finish this fiesta! 🎸
Master Chief reporting for Mariachi duty. It's time to finish this fiesta! ๐ŸŽธ
1 year ago
311
The only version of The Lion King I'd pay to see in theaters again. I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plain! 🦁
The only version of The Lion King I'd pay to see in theaters again. I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plain! ๐Ÿฆ
1 year ago
363
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. 😂
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
290
While the world was advancing from cars to spaceships, some people decided to stick with what they do best: shouting.
While the world was advancing from cars to spaceships, some people decided to stick with what they do best: shouting.
5 months ago
336
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! 🎁
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! ๐ŸŽ
11 months ago
469
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
304
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. ☕️🖕
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ–•
1 year ago
351
There's only one source of truth I'm subscribing to, and it doesn't have a 24-hour news cycle. 🙏
There's only one source of truth I'm subscribing to, and it doesn't have a 24-hour news cycle. ๐Ÿ™
1 month ago
88
Choosing an operating system be like:
Choosing an operating system be like:
1 year ago
393
When the music sheet is more interesting than the actual music 😂
When the music sheet is more interesting than the actual music ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
455
Making friends by trash-talking Trump in the men's restroom 🚽😂
Making friends by trash-talking Trump in the men's restroom ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
407
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom💀
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
317
When your car gets more action than you 😂 #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
When your car gets more action than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
1 year ago
230
The ultimate 'get out of jail free' card. Who knew it was this simple? 😂
The ultimate 'get out of jail free' card. Who knew it was this simple? ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
337
When you've done your 'research' and just need one more shot to be 'fully protected'. 🐑💉
When you've done your 'research' and just need one more shot to be 'fully protected'. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‰
2 months ago
183