When you're late for work but you still gotta practice your wheelbarrow tricks ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
229
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. 🧔‍♂️➡️🥸
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฅธ
1 year ago
292
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. 🔥 He's got my vote.
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. ๐Ÿ”ฅ He's got my vote.
6 months ago
182
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
194
🎣 When the Instagram glam is just a flashy facade... Always remember who's steering the ship! 🚤😂
๐ŸŽฃ When the Instagram glam is just a flashy facade... Always remember who's steering the ship! ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews 💀👑
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
137
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
1 year ago
248
Savage Level: Expert 😂
Savage Level: Expert ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etc….
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etcโ€ฆ.
1 year ago
219
From blaming cow farts to building massive server farms for our cat videos. We've really moo-ved on to bigger problems. 🐄💻
From blaming cow farts to building massive server farms for our cat videos. We've really moo-ved on to bigger problems. ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ’ป
1 month ago
82
When driving in Europe involves a crash course in clutching 😅🚗
When driving in Europe involves a crash course in clutching ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
310
US Aerospace Stocks watching Boeing and F-35 crash news like 👀
US Aerospace Stocks watching Boeing and F-35 crash news like ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
187
When you think you’ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! 💀⏰
When you think youโ€™ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! ๐Ÿ’€โฐ
1 year ago
195
When you become a grandparent before you can rent a car 😂
When you become a grandparent before you can rent a car ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256