Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
When the SWAT team has more training than the regular police ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
308
Americans after finishing a single fry 🍟: 👏👏👏
Americans after finishing a single fry ๐ŸŸ: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
290
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. ☃️
R2-D2, but he's having an existential crisis because he's made of snow and summer is coming. โ˜ƒ๏ธ
1 year ago
331
🦖 Philosophraptor strikes again with life’s big questions! 😂🌳
๐Ÿฆ– Philosophraptor strikes again with lifeโ€™s big questions! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒณ
1 year ago
348
Ah, the classic 'I'll test the waters with this wildly inappropriate comment' maneuver. It's not a douchebag move until you observe it! ⚛️
Ah, the classic 'I'll test the waters with this wildly inappropriate comment' maneuver. It's not a douchebag move until you observe it! โš›๏ธ
3 months ago
257
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
1 year ago
219
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
1 year ago
274
Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow 😂
Me trying to look cute in my profile picture vs. me five minutes later realizing I have 10 assignments due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
363
When the battle for presidency turns into a meme war 🤔💰 #5DChessMoves
When the battle for presidency turns into a meme war ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฐ #5DChessMoves
1 year ago
298
Lorde's secret identity revealed! 😱 Turns out she's been moonlighting as Randy Marsh this whole time.  🎤🎶 #Lorde #SouthPark #Unexpected #RandyMarsh
Lorde's secret identity revealed! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Turns out she's been moonlighting as Randy Marsh this whole time. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ #Lorde #SouthPark #Unexpected #RandyMarsh
1 year ago
334
That feeling of pure satisfaction when you warned your boss about an issue weeks ago and now you get to watch the chaos unfold. 😏🍿
That feeling of pure satisfaction when you warned your boss about an issue weeks ago and now you get to watch the chaos unfold. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฟ
7 months ago
399
When you can't afford the stadium prices, but you still want to watch the game while enjoying a drink. This fan brought his own flask but forgot the cups 😂
When you can't afford the stadium prices, but you still want to watch the game while enjoying a drink. This fan brought his own flask but forgot the cups ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man we never knew we had. ๐Ÿซก
8 months ago
449
These new AT-AT models are looking kinda sus...  👀
These new AT-AT models are looking kinda sus... ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
295