Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". 😬
Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
138
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
104
Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. 😂
Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. 😉
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
132
The Nokia legacy lives on! The Lumia 520 makes its ancestor, the mighty 3310, proud by taking a bullet for its owner. 🛡️
The Nokia legacy lives on! The Lumia 520 makes its ancestor, the mighty 3310, proud by taking a bullet for its owner. ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
3 months ago
124
Skeletor knows what's up 😂. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
Skeletor knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
11 months ago
134
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead 😂.  "Of the truck, dumbass!"
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
1 year ago
64
When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. 💀
When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
148
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
98
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" 😂.  Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* 🏴‍☠️.  Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ. Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
1 year ago
107
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. 😂
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
1 year ago
123
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! 🐰💨🥚
When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅš
1 year ago
119
Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. 🤘
Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. ๐Ÿค˜
8 months ago
86