Me pretending to know how to dance after having 7 shots and 3 beers ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
271
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! 🚀🌕
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
11 months ago
154
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! 😂
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
264
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. 😅
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
275
When solving a Rubik’s Cube is part of the family planning! 😂🧠
When solving a Rubikโ€™s Cube is part of the family planning! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
276
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
1 year ago
248
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂.  Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern ๐Ÿ˜‚. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
1 year ago
210
When you realize your 'secret' isn't so secret 😂 #OopsMoment
When you realize your 'secret' isn't so secret ๐Ÿ˜‚ #OopsMoment
1 year ago
208
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses.  Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok 😂
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses. Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! 🍩💉😷
Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜ท
1 year ago
182
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
Me trying to explain to my family that I'm "talking" to someone online.
1 year ago
127
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. 👴
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. ๐Ÿ‘ด
10 months ago
290
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours 😂🚽
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
235
And that, kids, is the real story of dinosaur extinction. They fucked around and found out. ☄️
And that, kids, is the real story of dinosaur extinction. They fucked around and found out. โ˜„๏ธ
1 month ago
57