Loose lips sink ships, but poor OPSEC sinks entire careers. Always practice safe SECS! 🤐
Loose lips sink ships, but poor OPSEC sinks entire careers. Always practice safe SECS! ๐Ÿค
1 month ago
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Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation.  🐶📰😂
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
341
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
289
Some people use AI for therapy, developers use it to build an entire company overnight. Back to the code mines! ⛏️🤖
Some people use AI for therapy, developers use it to build an entire company overnight. Back to the code mines! โ›๏ธ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
429
Upgrade your Black Friday stealth mode with the ultimate camouflage! 🛒🕶️
Upgrade your Black Friday stealth mode with the ultimate camouflage! ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
1 year ago
334
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
1 year ago
338
When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
1 year ago
323
This joke is outta this world!
This joke is outta this world!
1 year ago
346
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish 😂
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
209
Me showing off my new "flatscreen" TV 😂
Me showing off my new "flatscreen" TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
340
When Santa trades his sleigh for a bike and the North Pole for the deep sea! 🚴‍♂️🦈
When Santa trades his sleigh for a bike and the North Pole for the deep sea! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆˆ
1 year ago
290
When you desperately need to hump and donโ€™t care who it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
271
When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" 😂🌭
When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒญ
1 year ago
387
When your GPS says 'take the fun way around' 🚗🔄
When your GPS says 'take the fun way around' ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”„
1 year ago
260
From team player to heartbroken millionaire in one easy step. Crying in a Bugatti is a whole mood. 😭💸
From team player to heartbroken millionaire in one easy step. Crying in a Bugatti is a whole mood. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ธ
4 months ago
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