Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. 😂
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
237
And that, kids, is the real story of dinosaur extinction. They fucked around and found out. ☄️
And that, kids, is the real story of dinosaur extinction. They fucked around and found out. โ˜„๏ธ
1 month ago
57
When you're trying to appreciate fine art, but all you can think about is the giant duck staring into your soul 😂🦆
When you're trying to appreciate fine art, but all you can think about is the giant duck staring into your soul ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ†
1 year ago
264
When your mind wanders off mid-conversation ๐Ÿ˜‚ #relatable #comics
1 year ago
254
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! 🤣🔪
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
220
Who knew coaching could score you the highest paycheck in the game of states? 🏈💼
Who knew coaching could score you the highest paycheck in the game of states? ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ผ
1 year ago
270
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee ☕
Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee โ˜•
1 year ago
151
The eternal struggle of profile pictures vs. tagged photos. Camera angles are a powerful sorcery. ✨
The eternal struggle of profile pictures vs. tagged photos. Camera angles are a powerful sorcery. โœจ
19 days ago
85
When the comeback is so savage it causes a fatal system error in your brain. Cersei.exe has stopped working. 😂
When the comeback is so savage it causes a fatal system error in your brain. Cersei.exe has stopped working. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 days ago
41
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily 😂
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better 😂
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later 🤣💻😴
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
209
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey 😂😭
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
233
When your keys, wallet, phone, and plot armor are all playing hide and seek 🤦‍♂️🔍📱🗝️
When your keys, wallet, phone, and plot armor are all playing hide and seek ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ—๏ธ
1 year ago
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