When your imagination goes on a psychedelic roller coaster ride without you 🎢🌀👽
When your imagination goes on a psychedelic roller coaster ride without you ๐ŸŽข๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
138
When your friend wants to play and you are out of controllers 😂
When your friend wants to play and you are out of controllers ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on 😂
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
148
That moment of panic when the confident American realizes what a manual transmission is. Germany knew all along. 😂
That moment of panic when the confident American realizes what a manual transmission is. Germany knew all along. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
29
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
8 months ago
134
The Terminator is here to settle the 'World Champions' debate once and for all. It's just not logical. 🤷‍♂️
The Terminator is here to settle the 'World Champions' debate once and for all. It's just not logical. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
80
Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House 🍄
Tyrion Lannister + Super Mushroom = Dr. House ๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
134
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
107
Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* 🐠
Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* ๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
139
When fashion advice comes from a questionable source 🤨🧸
When fashion advice comes from a questionable source ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿงธ
1 year ago
153
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
59
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. ๐Ÿ‘‘
9 months ago
94
Playing Colin McRae Rally on a Saturday night like 😎
Playing Colin McRae Rally on a Saturday night like ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
85
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. 😬
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
82