Guess I'm a far-right extremist for touching grass and reading books 🤷‍♂️
Guess I'm a far-right extremist for touching grass and reading books ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
146
When you realize European actors are always extra 😂, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool 😎 for school 🏫'.
When you realize European actors are always extra ๐Ÿ˜‚, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž for school ๐Ÿซ'.
1 year ago
118
From Fresh Face to 'I Need a Nap!' 😅💼 #PresidentialGlowUp
From Fresh Face to 'I Need a Nap!' ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ผ #PresidentialGlowUp
11 months ago
163
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
1 year ago
221
When the beat drops and you and your friends are feeling the vibe ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
116
Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: 🖖
Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: ๐Ÿ––
1 year ago
217
When you are playing Where's Waldo and take it just a *tad* bit too seriously 😂
When you are playing Where's Waldo and take it just a *tad* bit too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
233
When state laws leave you neigh-ver knowing what's allowed next! 🌿💍🐴
When state laws leave you neigh-ver knowing what's allowed next! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿด
1 year ago
183
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' 😂
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
164
When ants can't bowl a googly but still manage their rubbish! 🏏🐜
When ants can't bowl a googly but still manage their rubbish! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿœ
1 year ago
218
Rule #1 of wildlife photography: you don't have to outrun the bear, just your slowest colleague. 🏃‍♂️💨🐻
Rule #1 of wildlife photography: you don't have to outrun the bear, just your slowest colleague. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿป
7 months ago
216
Uncle Sam when he says he wants "world peace"๐Ÿคก๐ŸŒŽ
1 year ago
152
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? 💀
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
238
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! 🤔
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
106
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old.
Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it.
Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! 🙌
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
1 year ago
209