When you're trying to teach your friend the latest TikTok dance, but they just don't get it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
126
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
181
They buried him the same way he lived. Rest in peace to a true legend. 🌌
They buried him the same way he lived. Rest in peace to a true legend. ๐ŸŒŒ
3 months ago
130
When the Force takes a dark turn... 🌌🚫
When the Force takes a dark turn... ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
106
Etiquette matters, even in love! 🍣😳
Etiquette matters, even in love! ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
101
When the party’s rolling, but you’re just chilling with your new ADHD diagnosis 😂💸
When the partyโ€™s rolling, but youโ€™re just chilling with your new ADHD diagnosis ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
123
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you 😂🚓
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
114
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
11 months ago
92
That moment of realization when the math finally clicks... and it's devastating. 🤯
That moment of realization when the math finally clicks... and it's devastating. ๐Ÿคฏ
6 months ago
99
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I don’t have to socialize 😂
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
When you almost score that winning goal but then realize you're on the wrong team ๐Ÿ˜‚ #hockeyfails #oops
1 year ago
118
When your wife asks where all the money went
1 year ago
155
If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
1 year ago
121
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
11 months ago
174
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. 😂
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162