I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. 😂
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
Me when I realize I'm in the wrong theater after waiting an hour in line and being forced to witness some PDA 👁👄👁
Me when I realize I'm in the wrong theater after waiting an hour in line and being forced to witness some PDA ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
176
When your soulmate is a slice 🍕💕
When your soulmate is a slice ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’•
1 year ago
228
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse 🤬
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
145
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
1 year ago
193
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government:  📉
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
1 year ago
170
When she thinks you're thinking about other women, but you're actually trying to understand the esoteric secrets of the universe. 🌌✨
When she thinks you're thinking about other women, but you're actually trying to understand the esoteric secrets of the universe. ๐ŸŒŒโœจ
1 month ago
96
When you try to subtly hint your feelings online, but it backfires spectacularly 😂
When you try to subtly hint your feelings online, but it backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 😂
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
1 year ago
175
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
1 year ago
185
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even Batman needs a potty break.๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
166
When you order a large coke in America 😂
When you order a large coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
207
When you can't afford the latest Apple logo but you're resourceful af 😂🍎💻
When you can't afford the latest Apple logo but you're resourceful af ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
147