When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
1 year ago
223
When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! 🐷🥓🍖
When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–
1 year ago
221
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
When you're expecting... but not a Windows update! 😂💻
When you're expecting... but not a Windows update! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
283
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance 🇺🇸✡️
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
1 year ago
251
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
1 year ago
210
Chemistry class just got a lot more interesting... and practical! 😉
Chemistry class just got a lot more interesting... and practical! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
300
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 year ago
326
When your handwriting is historical calligraphy, but the grade is still ancient history 📜✍️
When your handwriting is historical calligraphy, but the grade is still ancient history ๐Ÿ“œโœ๏ธ
1 year ago
175
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds 😂
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
Forget 'Guess the Baby Food,' this is the only baby shower game that matters. The aunt is a legend for this! 😂
Forget 'Guess the Baby Food,' this is the only baby shower game that matters. The aunt is a legend for this! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
When your Zoom meeting gets a little *too* real 😂
When your Zoom meeting gets a little *too* real ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. 😬
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
282
Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? 🍷
Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
251
Skeptical African Kid: So you're telling me...you have so much clean water that you just...poop in it?  🚽🤔
Skeptical African Kid: So you're telling me...you have so much clean water that you just...poop in it? ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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