Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears.
Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears. Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
1 year ago
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Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
1 year ago
186
POV: You're a satellite and everything looks pixelated. #SatelliteImage #EarthFromAbove #PixelatedView
1 year ago
201
When you finally beat the final boss after 100 attempts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
144
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. 😂
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
250
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
1 year ago
214
When the social media police travel back in time just to put you in Facebook jail for a 4-year-old post. 👮‍♂️⏳
When the social media police travel back in time just to put you in Facebook jail for a 4-year-old post. ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธโณ
1 month ago
77
J. Jonah Jameson dropping the most savage riddle on an unsuspecting Peter Parker. His laugh says it all. 💀😂
J. Jonah Jameson dropping the most savage riddle on an unsuspecting Peter Parker. His laugh says it all. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
201
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood 🔥
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
269
Me trying to figure out which fork to use at a fancy restaurant: 🍴🤔
Me trying to figure out which fork to use at a fancy restaurant: ๐Ÿด๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
130
POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper 🪖
POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper ๐Ÿช–
1 year ago
152
When your superpower is infinite tolerance 🇸🇪✨ #CaptainSweden
When your superpower is infinite tolerance ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชโœจ #CaptainSweden
1 year ago
229
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂.  Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern ๐Ÿ˜‚. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
1 year ago
210
When you are chilling on the couch and someone tries to disturb your peace ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228
Me trying to get fit after Thanksgiving ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
248