I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' 😂
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
323
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
1 year ago
250
Luke, I am your... mother? The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. 💅
Luke, I am your... mother? The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
296
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty 😂 They served their purpose well🫡
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
1 year ago
244
When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through 😭
When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
193
When your car's 'check engine' light is less complicated than your love life 🚗💔😂
When your car's 'check engine' light is less complicated than your love life ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
444
When grammar gets catastrophic… or should I say cat-ass-trophic? 😺🏆
When grammar gets catastrophicโ€ฆ or should I say cat-ass-trophic? ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
417
28°C in 1995: 😎☀️
28°C in 2024: 🔥💀
28ยฐC in 1995: ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜€๏ธ 28ยฐC in 2024: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
379
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
1 year ago
301
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
1 year ago
176
When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo 😂
When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
268
🍽️ When your pie comes with a side of 'surprise'! 🌈
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ When your pie comes with a side of 'surprise'! ๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
391
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: 💀 "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't 🤣🤣🤣"
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐Ÿ’€ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
1 year ago
292
Day of the Tentacle: Now with 100% more tentacle.
Day of the Tentacle: Now with 100% more tentacle.
1 year ago
303
When Spider-Man's day off turns into a duck rescue mission! 🕸️🦆
When Spider-Man's day off turns into a duck rescue mission! ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ†
1 year ago
346