When your basement has better WiFi than your living room 📶🕳️
When your basement has better WiFi than your living room ๐Ÿ“ถ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ
1 year ago
289
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. 😉
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
274
When your mood swings are as epic as these mountains 🌄😅
When your mood swings are as epic as these mountains ๐ŸŒ„๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
239
Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. 😉🥤
Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅค
1 year ago
196
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
1 year ago
240
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
194
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. 😬
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
184
Me explaining to my doctor why I gained 10 pounds this summer: 🤣
Me explaining to my doctor why I gained 10 pounds this summer: ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
284
When you think you've secured the system, but the senior dev points out a critical vulnerability. That is true.
When you think you've secured the system, but the senior dev points out a critical vulnerability. That is true.
15 days ago
57
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. 👀
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
277
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself 🤫.
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
1 year ago
131
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
1 year ago
150
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.🇺🇸🎢
The only logical explanation as to why America uses the imperial system is the chaotic rollercoaster they ride every day.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
277
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. 🐷
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. ๐Ÿท
10 months ago
256
When your country has *the* best mountains and fashion sense! 😎🌄
When your country has *the* best mountains and fashion sense! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒ„
1 year ago
305