Me trying to convince my mom I don't need a bath ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
1 year ago
64
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
97
When you think you’ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! 💀⏰
When you think youโ€™ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! ๐Ÿ’€โฐ
1 year ago
103
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally 😬
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
115
When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. 💀
When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
158
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 year ago
116
Kid's level of genius unlocked in record time! 🏆🧠
Kid's level of genius unlocked in record time! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
115
🤔 If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? 🤯 Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? 🤔
๐Ÿค” If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? ๐Ÿคฏ Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
82
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too 😉).
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too ๐Ÿ˜‰).
1 year ago
126
Jennifer Aniston: Could I BE any higher?
Jennifer Aniston: Could I BE any higher?
1 year ago
104
When you love Hello Kitty, but also the Second Amendment 💖🔫
When you love Hello Kitty, but also the Second Amendment ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ”ซ
1 year ago
81
🔒 Pro tip: Let the error message be your reminder! 🤓🍌
๐Ÿ”’ Pro tip: Let the error message be your reminder! ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŒ
10 months ago
121
When your friend sends you a meme so bad, it's good 😂🐳
When your friend sends you a meme so bad, it's good ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
75
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder 😂
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
162