When you and your teammates are all aiming for that sweet assist bonus๐Ÿ’ฐโšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
111
Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*😈 No more excuses! Let's go! 💪
Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*๐Ÿ˜ˆ No more excuses! Let's go! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
127
When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
1 year ago
174
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
205
This man is not here to make friends, he's here for the 'free dopamine' and I respect the honesty. 😂
This man is not here to make friends, he's here for the 'free dopamine' and I respect the honesty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
227
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. 😂
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
181
Me after checking WebMD for a headache 😂
Me after checking WebMD for a headache ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
194
East vs West: one's known for their modesty and rich culture, the other put dollar signs on a pride flag.
East vs West: one's known for their modesty and rich culture, the other put dollar signs on a pride flag.
1 year ago
169
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection 😂 #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
1 year ago
140
When you spend 40+ hours on your photorealistic frog and your 5-year-old cousin wins because 'it looks cute'.
When you spend 40+ hours on your photorealistic frog and your 5-year-old cousin wins because 'it looks cute'.
1 year ago
271
When you jump into a river thinking it's just water and ducks and then...๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
142
When your creativity gets cut short ✂️😱
When your creativity gets cut short โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
143
Me after seeing a spider in the shower
Me after seeing a spider in the shower
1 year ago
194
When you want to be mad about the stereotype, but the stereotype is you. 🤷‍♀️
When you want to be mad about the stereotype, but the stereotype is you. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
176
👑 When your drama radar is on high alert but you’ve used up all your tricks! 😂
๐Ÿ‘‘ When your drama radar is on high alert but youโ€™ve used up all your tricks! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141