TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 year ago
170
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! 😩
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
8 months ago
237
POV: When you try to sneak to the kitchen for a midnight snack and you find Pac-Man.
1 year ago
114
When you're a dragon queen but Tinder still confuses you 🐉🔥 #BetaOrbiters
When you're a dragon queen but Tinder still confuses you ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ #BetaOrbiters
1 year ago
189
When your inner cowboy dreams of the open range but your commute is strictly pedal-powered. 🐴🚲
When your inner cowboy dreams of the open range but your commute is strictly pedal-powered. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿšฒ
1 year ago
120
I don't always have network problems… but when I do, I blame the hamsters powering the servers.
I don't always have network problemsโ€ฆ but when I do, I blame the hamsters powering the servers.
1 year ago
169
When your boss calls you into the office, but there is a typhoon outside ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
525
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
1 year ago
234
Me and the boys trying to cook instant ramen with a lighter and a power strip
1 year ago
159
Me trying to focus at work be like 😂
Me trying to focus at work be like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
174
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
1 year ago
171
Thor: "I was never gay." 
Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." 
Thor: "Wait, what?!" 😂
Thor: "I was never gay." Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." Thor: "Wait, what?!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma 👵
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma ๐Ÿ‘ต
1 year ago
141
When your data analysis goes full Sparta mode! 📊🛡️
When your data analysis goes full Sparta mode! ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
1 year ago
263
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring 👀😂 #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
1 year ago
108