When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL.  The circle of life.
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
1 year ago
198
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: 😭
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
104
When you accidentally wear your MAGA shirt to the African safari
When you accidentally wear your MAGA shirt to the African safari
1 year ago
232
When Europe tries a new color scheme 🎨😂 #CultureSwap
When Europe tries a new color scheme ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CultureSwap
11 months ago
234
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band 🎵😂
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
159
Me trying to save a photo after my phone's camera roll gets full: vintage filter + helvetica font = masterpiece ✨
Me trying to save a photo after my phone's camera roll gets full: vintage filter + helvetica font = masterpiece โœจ
1 year ago
170
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
1 year ago
141
Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill.  Barack Obama: 🤦‍♂️
Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill. Barack Obama: ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
266
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. 😂
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105
Feminists discussing who will make the best president: "I have a good chocolate cheesecake recipe. It has..." 😂
Feminists discussing who will make the best president: "I have a good chocolate cheesecake recipe. It has..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
84
Duracell: We've got the power! 
Energizer: Hold my beer... I mean, battery.
Duracell: We've got the power! Energizer: Hold my beer... I mean, battery.
1 year ago
139
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! 🐜😅
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
238
When 'baby's needs' take a wild turn 🍷🍼
When 'baby's needs' take a wild turn ๐Ÿท๐Ÿผ
1 year ago
168
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. 🤖
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. ๐Ÿค–
4 months ago
240