When you really want to make sure your point gets across 💥🎯
When you really want to make sure your point gets across ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽฏ
1 year ago
293
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
227
Welcome to Hogwarts, class. Today's lesson: Defense Against the Haram Arts. 🧙‍♂️
Welcome to Hogwarts, class. Today's lesson: Defense Against the Haram Arts. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
310
When the internet tries to be your mom 😅👉📱
When the internet tries to be your mom ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
291
When your epic road trip ends but the memories (and calluses) last forever! 🏞️🔥
When your epic road trip ends but the memories (and calluses) last forever! ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
273
"Run for Gender Equality" they said, 10km for men and 5km for women 😂
"Run for Gender Equality" they said, 10km for men and 5km for women ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
239
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
128
Wikipedia: Making history morbidly crowd-sourced since forever 📚💀
Wikipedia: Making history morbidly crowd-sourced since forever ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
285
Well, that's one way to break the news about his father's past. 😅
Well, that's one way to break the news about his father's past. ๐Ÿ˜…
3 months ago
172
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. 🤦‍♂️
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
71
When the system demands your taxes but hesitates on healthcare 💸➡️🩺 #EconomicIrony
When the system demands your taxes but hesitates on healthcare ๐Ÿ’ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฉบ #EconomicIrony
1 year ago
220
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
113
Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. 😂
Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
Me pretending to be productive at 3 am after doom scrolling all night ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort 😂
Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225