POV: You’re enjoying the view of Calgary after your trip to Everest without an oxygen tank.
POV: Youโ€™re enjoying the view of Calgary after your trip to Everest without an oxygen tank.
1 year ago
107
When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". 😂
When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When you're a walking, talking 💩 magnet. 🧲🪰
When you're a walking, talking ๐Ÿ’ฉ magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿชฐ
1 year ago
115
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. 🙏
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. ๐Ÿ™
2 months ago
129
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day.  microwave. 🤷‍♂️
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day. microwave. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
96
Connecticut Welcomes You!
Birthplace of George W. Bush
We Apologize 😂
Connecticut Welcomes You! Birthplace of George W. Bush We Apologize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
From 'Let's do this!' to 'Let's eat this!' in record time 🦖😂
From 'Let's do this!' to 'Let's eat this!' in record time ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
81
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
94
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
79
💻 When you realize fixing that webcam means sending half the spaceship! 🚀
๐Ÿ’ป When you realize fixing that webcam means sending half the spaceship! ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
140
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
1 year ago
99
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
1 year ago
120
When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. 🐦🐷
When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
118
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
1 year ago
65