Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
1 year ago
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Sun Tzu giving some very insightful bathroom advice. 🚽
Sun Tzu giving some very insightful bathroom advice. ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
266
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin 😂
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra 😂. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
1 year ago
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When 'hide as offline' isn't an option 🎮👾
When 'hide as offline' isn't an option ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘พ
1 year ago
263
Me trying to get my life together ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
265
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
1 year ago
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Starting strong with bold confidence! 💬✔️
Starting strong with bold confidence! ๐Ÿ’ฌโœ”๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
1 year ago
229
When Bitcoin pranks the Oracle of Omaha 🚀😂
When Bitcoin pranks the Oracle of Omaha ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
When solutions take a weird turn 😂🤔
When solutions take a weird turn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!"  🚗💥😂
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
My little sister thought my antidepressants needed a boost of happiness 😂
My little sister thought my antidepressants needed a boost of happiness ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
224
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
1 year ago
140
When your meme obsession becomes your legacy 😂📱
When your meme obsession becomes your legacy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
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