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Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
1 year ago
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If Internet Browsers were Guns 😂. Chrome: Heavy Machine Gun, Firefox: Assault Rifle, Opera: Sniper Rifle, Safari: Hunting Rifle, Internet Explorer: An old revolver
If Internet Browsers were Guns 😂. Chrome: Heavy Machine Gun, Firefox: Assault Rifle, Opera: Sniper Rifle, Safari: Hunting Rifle, Internet Explorer: An old revolver
1 year ago
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When you take your job at Burning Man a little *too* seriously. 😂 #BurningMan #DrugDisposalTechnician
When you take your job at Burning Man a little *too* seriously. 😂 #BurningMan #DrugDisposalTechnician
1 year ago
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When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
1 year ago
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Every generation has its regrets... some are just more permanent than others. 😬
Every generation has its regrets... some are just more permanent than others. 😬
8 months ago
135
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
1 year ago
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Papa Bear and Mama Bear are gonna be shocked when they find out who's been sleeping in Baby Bear's bed 😂
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are gonna be shocked when they find out who's been sleeping in Baby Bear's bed 😂
1 year ago
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If you hear a coworker say this, call 911 immediately. 🚑
If you hear a coworker say this, call 911 immediately. 🚑
8 months ago
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Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
1 year ago
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When your mission to explore strange new worlds leads to some...unexpected outfits. 🚀🖖
When your mission to explore strange new worlds leads to some...unexpected outfits. 🚀🖖
1 year ago
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The first rule of Arch Club is: you DO talk about Arch Club. Constantly. 🐧
The first rule of Arch Club is: you DO talk about Arch Club. Constantly. 🐧
9 months ago
127
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! 😂
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! 😂
9 months ago
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Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
1 year ago
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Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
1 year ago
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When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned🗿😂
When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned🗿😂
1 year ago
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