Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
1 year ago
168
When you finally explain a complex topic to your friends and they just stare back, completely fried. 🤯
When you finally explain a complex topic to your friends and they just stare back, completely fried. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 month ago
141
When you want the brands, but the brands don't want you in their price range 😂
When you want the brands, but the brands don't want you in their price range ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
195
When prisoners have a better benefits package than college students! 🎓➡️🚔
When prisoners have a better benefits package than college students! ๐ŸŽ“โžก๏ธ๐Ÿš”
1 year ago
268
When you can't afford a car, but still want that motorcycle vibe 🚴‍♂️💼
When you can't afford a car, but still want that motorcycle vibe ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ
1 year ago
393
Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. 👀
Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
301
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
549
Me getting excited over “Free Hand Jobs” only to find out they were referring to something else 😂
Me getting excited over โ€œFree Hand Jobsโ€ only to find out they were referring to something else ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
382
When you're pumped about things only you can see! 💪😆
When you're pumped about things only you can see! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
383
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
379
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. 🎲
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. ๐ŸŽฒ
1 year ago
416
When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv 🕺
When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
317
When the Romans outsourced the crucifixion to 1940s Germany.
When the Romans outsourced the crucifixion to 1940s Germany.
1 year ago
271
Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one 😂. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings.  This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. 💀
Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one ๐Ÿ˜‚. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings. This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
340