This joke is outta this world!
This joke is outta this world!
1 year ago
248
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
1 year ago
223
She thought it was an engagement ring, but I made a much more valuable investment. All hail the Hay King! 👑
She thought it was an engagement ring, but I made a much more valuable investment. All hail the Hay King! ๐Ÿ‘‘
17 days ago
75
When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but you’re actually an oversized bird 🐤🌌
When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but youโ€™re actually an oversized bird ๐Ÿค๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
325
From magazines to cartridges to digital downloads, one thing remains constant: the joy of playing Mario with friends and family! 🎮👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
From magazines to cartridges to digital downloads, one thing remains constant: the joy of playing Mario with friends and family! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ
1 year ago
159
When you get more likes for a bathroom selfie than a moon landing 🚀📸
When you get more likes for a bathroom selfie than a moon landing ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
290
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. 🙈
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
1 year ago
129
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
1 year ago
258
When motivational quotes take a dark turn... 🚫✈️📚
When motivational quotes take a dark turn... ๐Ÿšซโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
298
When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics 🎱😅
When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
260
When you can't decide between horsepower and car power 😂
When you can't decide between horsepower and car power ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
When she says no but you're a mad lad 😈
When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
124
When you think IQ has never been lower and then you see the 'religion importance' chart. 📉
When you think IQ has never been lower and then you see the 'religion importance' chart. ๐Ÿ“‰
1 year ago
298
Me trying to sneak out of the kitchen after grabbing a midnight snack and realizing my family's already up
1 year ago
154
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on 🤔💦 #MindBlown
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฆ #MindBlown
1 year ago
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