US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' 🤷‍♂️💸
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
6 months ago
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POV: It's 1997 and you hear the teletubbies theme song ๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
227
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
230
When diplomacy finally brings world peace... 🍔✌️
When diplomacy finally brings world peace... ๐Ÿ”โœŒ๏ธ
1 year ago
157
When your cooking skills trigger Ramsay-level insults 👩‍🍳🔥
When your cooking skills trigger Ramsay-level insults ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
290
This Facebook post is more dramatic than a telenovela 😂.  He's not just saying no, he's building a whole 'I'm-too-cool-to-care' persona, and then BAM! Emotional whiplash.  And the comment below?  Pure savage 🤣
This Facebook post is more dramatic than a telenovela ๐Ÿ˜‚. He's not just saying no, he's building a whole 'I'm-too-cool-to-care' persona, and then BAM! Emotional whiplash. And the comment below? Pure savage ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
320
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too 😉).
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too ๐Ÿ˜‰).
1 year ago
241
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
1 year ago
214
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
323
American /b/: "I respect your opinion. But I disagree with it.  Let me explain why..." 
European /b/: *incoherent screaming and racial slurs*
American /b/: "I respect your opinion. But I disagree with it. Let me explain why..." European /b/: *incoherent screaming and racial slurs*
1 year ago
233
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
201
That moment you give honest feedback to HR and they 'listen' a little too well. 😬
That moment you give honest feedback to HR and they 'listen' a little too well. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
208
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention 😂
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. 🚗💨😂
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
296
This shirt is a bold choice. It’s either peak humor or asking for trouble 😂
This shirt is a bold choice. Itโ€™s either peak humor or asking for trouble ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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