When you think you are smarter than a tow truck driver ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
396
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
1 year ago
253
This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. 🍹🍸
This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
366
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
291
When the powers that be stage an alien invasion to push their agenda, but you're just excited because it's like the movies. 🛸
When the powers that be stage an alien invasion to push their agenda, but you're just excited because it's like the movies. ๐Ÿ›ธ
1 month ago
144
When life gives you cows, make sure they're not camera shy! 🐄📸
When life gives you cows, make sure they're not camera shy! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
203
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
1 year ago
478
Now this is the kind of twisted unity we can all get behind... or maybe not. 💀
Now this is the kind of twisted unity we can all get behind... or maybe not. ๐Ÿ’€
30 days ago
101
When 'Too Young' is a familiar family name 😂
When 'Too Young' is a familiar family name ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
265
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies 😂
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.🏴‍☠️
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: ๐Ÿค” Guess I'll become a pirate then.๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
268
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
1 year ago
342
When you're a walking, talking 💩 magnet. 🧲🪰
When you're a walking, talking ๐Ÿ’ฉ magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿชฐ
1 year ago
312
When little Bobby drops the tables and your database cries 😅🖥️
When little Bobby drops the tables and your database cries ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
1 year ago
396
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
320