Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
1 year ago
302
Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale 🌿😂
Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
When you steal the last slice of pizza 😂🛡️🍕
When you steal the last slice of pizza ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
438
Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate 😂
Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
258
Me trying to get my heart back after confessing my love and getting rejected 😂😭
Me trying to get my heart back after confessing my love and getting rejected ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
363
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... 🥒🥗😂
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
303
When the president's policies are so disastrous, they could be classified as bioterrorism. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301
And that's the origin story of why math homework feels like eternal damnation. 😭📚
And that's the origin story of why math homework feels like eternal damnation. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
411
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
181
🤴 On a scale of 1 to Joffrey, how dramatic is your cough? 😷
๐Ÿคด On a scale of 1 to Joffrey, how dramatic is your cough? ๐Ÿ˜ท
1 year ago
395
Me when I see money vs. Me after spending it all.
Me when I see money vs. Me after spending it all.
1 year ago
282
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* 
The Church: 🔥BURN THE WITCH!🔥
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* The Church: ๐Ÿ”ฅBURN THE WITCH!๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
207
When life gets wild, channel your inner chill panda 🐼✌️
When life gets wild, channel your inner chill panda ๐ŸผโœŒ๏ธ
1 year ago
309
When you choose the shortest route on Google Maps and it takes you across an active runway 😂
When you choose the shortest route on Google Maps and it takes you across an active runway ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
345
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
1 year ago
279