"So, I hear you like bad boys?" 
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
1 year ago
115
Me trying to unify all my charging cables into one universal standard, only to realize I now have 15 different types of charging cables.
Me trying to unify all my charging cables into one universal standard, only to realize I now have 15 different types of charging cables.
1 year ago
114
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
141
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places 😂
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
129
When you're color-blind but still try to flex your Rubik's Cube skills 😂
When you're color-blind but still try to flex your Rubik's Cube skills ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
Me trying to find an original Halloween costume 😞
Me trying to find an original Halloween costume ๐Ÿ˜ž
1 year ago
59
When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky 🌅🍑
When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
72
The look on Batman's face says it all. He's this close to finding a new Robin. 🤦‍♂️
The look on Batman's face says it all. He's this close to finding a new Robin. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
186
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter 😂
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
When math decides to make a splash! 🌊➗0 😂
When math decides to make a splash! ๐ŸŒŠโž—0 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. ⛽️💥
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
2 months ago
152
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. 😂
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
When wordplay takes an unexpected turn! 😳📚
When wordplay takes an unexpected turn! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
105
Taking 'street art' to vertigo-inducing new heights! 🧗‍♂️🎨
Taking 'street art' to vertigo-inducing new heights! ๐Ÿง—โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽจ
1 year ago
121
When your cover is blown, but you're too famous to care 🤔🍸
When your cover is blown, but you're too famous to care ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿธ
10 months ago
139