Houston, you are SO in trouble when she gets back to Earth. You just know she wanted you to notice the new crater she made. 🙄
Houston, you are SO in trouble when she gets back to Earth. You just know she wanted you to notice the new crater she made. ๐Ÿ™„
1 month ago
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Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. 🤔
Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
191
Me trying to achieve my goals in life 😂
Me trying to achieve my goals in life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner 😂
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
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Me and the boys about to drop a nuke on the enemy team in Call of Duty 😈
Me and the boys about to drop a nuke on the enemy team in Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
257
Trying to find the unplugged cable like it's a needle in a spaghetti stack! 🍝🔌
Trying to find the unplugged cable like it's a needle in a spaghetti stack! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”Œ
1 year ago
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Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
1 year ago
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When your CEO has 47 times more snacks than you 🍿💰 #PayGapProblems
When your CEO has 47 times more snacks than you ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ #PayGapProblems
1 year ago
228
Boys will be boys, even with a time machine. Preventing Amazon from getting the rights to LOTR? A true hero.
Boys will be boys, even with a time machine. Preventing Amazon from getting the rights to LOTR? A true hero.
1 year ago
194
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 year ago
168
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. 🤔 Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. ๐Ÿค” Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
1 year ago
224
Batman after realizing Robin came in his mask 😂
Batman after realizing Robin came in his mask ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
1 year ago
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Gordon Freeman finally gets to activate the Large Hadron Collider and open a portal to Xen. Wish him luck! 🔬👽
Gordon Freeman finally gets to activate the Large Hadron Collider and open a portal to Xen. Wish him luck! ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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