Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
1 year ago
174
When Mario takes player 1, poor Luigi just plays second fiddle 🎮👌
When Mario takes player 1, poor Luigi just plays second fiddle ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘Œ
1 year ago
276
Me trying to explain the plot of Alice in Wonderland after accidentally taking some of the Mad Hatter's special tea ๐Ÿ„โœจ
1 year ago
285
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
301
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? 🍆🎄
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ„
5 months ago
262
Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online 🫠
Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
245
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they won’t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. 🏃‍♀️🧟‍♂️🏠
Cardio is key to surviving a zombie apocalypse. Just keep those treadmills running and they wonโ€™t reach your house. You can even catch up on Netflix while the zombies get their daily steps in. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
258
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
292
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
384
When anti-gravity kicks in and life gets too real! 😂🚀
When anti-gravity kicks in and life gets too real! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
245
POV: When vacationing in Florida during hurricane season, but you are confident that the hotel room is windproof. โ›ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
348
When you take 'stairway to heaven' a bit too literally 😂🚧
When you take 'stairway to heaven' a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšง
1 year ago
318
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. 🔥📱
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฑ
8 months ago
393
When your Tinder opener is a little too creative... He really went out on a limb with that joke. 🌲🪓
When your Tinder opener is a little too creative... He really went out on a limb with that joke. ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿช“
2 months ago
202
When your family tree looks more like a straight line 😂
When your family tree looks more like a straight line ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
388