When you've seen the same meme 10 times in the last hour and just want to yeet it into the sun. 🔥😂
When you've seen the same meme 10 times in the last hour and just want to yeet it into the sun. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet 😂
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
1 year ago
133
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
104
Building character one dirty diaper at a time. Pampers approves this message. 😂
Building character one dirty diaper at a time. Pampers approves this message. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
150
Me pretending to be a graceful, elegant pole dancer after watching one YouTube tutorial ๐Ÿ˜‚ #poledancing #fail #nailedit
1 year ago
58
When you completely misread the room... and the law. 💀
When you completely misread the room... and the law. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
89
Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire.  She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire. She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
1 year ago
109
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. 🧠
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. ๐Ÿง 
7 months ago
147
Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. 🤢 Some jobs are just not worth it.
Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. ๐Ÿคข Some jobs are just not worth it.
6 months ago
100
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
151
Etiquette matters, even in love! 🍣😳
Etiquette matters, even in love! ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
101
Harness the power of 6 and 9 for endless energy! 🔋⚡ Trolling the laws of physics, one meme at a time! 😂
Harness the power of 6 and 9 for endless energy! ๐Ÿ”‹โšก Trolling the laws of physics, one meme at a time! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
60
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
1 year ago
74
Me and the 'Do not push' button at 3 AM.
Me and the 'Do not push' button at 3 AM.
1 year ago
122