Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week 😂
Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. 🐱✨ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
1 year ago
256
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196
When your emotions go nuclear faster than your chill 😂💥
When your emotions go nuclear faster than your chill ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
174
Forget holy water, some congregations have upgraded to holy milk. 🥛🙏
Forget holy water, some congregations have upgraded to holy milk. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ™
6 months ago
338
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. 🤔 So, what's the difference again? 💀
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. ๐Ÿค” So, what's the difference again? ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
247
Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. 💀
Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
117
PC users dressed in suits. Mac users are casual. Amiga users are hardcore! 🤘
PC users dressed in suits. Mac users are casual. Amiga users are hardcore! ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
207
When your Tinder opener is a little too creative... He really went out on a limb with that joke. 🌲🪓
When your Tinder opener is a little too creative... He really went out on a limb with that joke. ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿช“
21 days ago
74
Mario's secret? It's not just the 'shrooms, it's the extra pixels he's packing. Where do those extra 48 pixels come from? 🤔 Is it pure Italian magic? 🇮🇹
Mario's secret? It's not just the 'shrooms, it's the extra pixels he's packing. Where do those extra 48 pixels come from? ๐Ÿค” Is it pure Italian magic? ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
1 year ago
326
When you win the annual coffin race and retain your title๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ป
1 year ago
265
When the whole squad shows up, ready to conquer the internet! 🖥️🪖
When the whole squad shows up, ready to conquer the internet! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿช–
1 year ago
130
When your history knowledge makes you laugh... until it gets too real 💥😅
When your history knowledge makes you laugh... until it gets too real ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
312
What's up, Doc? Oh nothing, just taking a leak. Don't make it weird. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
362
When the social media police travel back in time just to put you in Facebook jail for a 4-year-old post. 👮‍♂️⏳
When the social media police travel back in time just to put you in Facebook jail for a 4-year-old post. ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธโณ
1 month ago
77