Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroom… and not in the kitchen
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 year ago
59
Me running to the kitchen when I smell KFC ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
94
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
91
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
78
Me and the boys in detention after the teacher left the room ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
When you and your bestie decide to take a spontaneous road trip across Romania 🇷🇴🐄😂
When you and your bestie decide to take a spontaneous road trip across Romania ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
When they know your weakness is crispy bacon 🥓💸
When they know your weakness is crispy bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
134
The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. 🤫
The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. ๐Ÿคซ
6 months ago
113
From Twitter to Kaggle Champs: Nerds Assemble! 🤓💻🏆
From Twitter to Kaggle Champs: Nerds Assemble! ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
101
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
11 months ago
66
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. 📈
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
9 months ago
144
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
61
HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
French military: "We surrender!" 
Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" 
French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" 😂
French military: "We surrender!" Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
When the ice cream man takes his job *way* too seriously... 🍦🔧🤨
When the ice cream man takes his job *way* too seriously... ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
80