When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet.  Rules for thee, not for me! 😂
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
270
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL.  The circle of life.
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
1 year ago
256
When your pet turtle embraces its inner carnivore 🐢🥓🍴
When your pet turtle embraces its inner carnivore ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿด
1 year ago
163
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โœจ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
229
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
1 year ago
214
My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! 😂 #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
1 year ago
138
When your code runs without errors, but you have no idea how 🤔💻 #CodingMagic
When your code runs without errors, but you have no idea how ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ป #CodingMagic
1 year ago
260
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously 😂. "I'm calling the Apple Store!"  Sir, this is a Wendy's.
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
1 year ago
231
When your sense of humor is stuck in elementary school 😂. 
Dr. A. HedgehOG strikes again!  🦔
When your sense of humor is stuck in elementary school ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dr. A. HedgehOG strikes again! ๐Ÿฆ”
1 year ago
257
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes 😂
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
232
🐶 When the pup-ertunity strikes your heart 😂 'Am I the Good Boi?' 🐾
๐Ÿถ When the pup-ertunity strikes your heart ๐Ÿ˜‚ 'Am I the Good Boi?' ๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
292
That moment of pure panic when you realize your vibe check is in someone else's hands. 😱
That moment of pure panic when you realize your vibe check is in someone else's hands. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
5 months ago
193
Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends 😂
Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
151
Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
1 year ago
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