Me trying to use the force like Obi-Wan Kenobi to clear the bar
1 year ago
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When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on 🤔💦 #MindBlown
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฆ #MindBlown
1 year ago
342
When your boyfriend thinks babies drink period blood 💀
When your boyfriend thinks babies drink period blood ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
276
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
434
When your GPS says 'take the fun way around' 🚗🔄
When your GPS says 'take the fun way around' ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”„
1 year ago
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When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed 💪😂 #seahorsedad
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #seahorsedad
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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Florida Woman: Just living my best life 💅, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
Florida Woman: Just living my best life ๐Ÿ’…, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
1 year ago
337
When you ask existential questions, but get brutally honest answers 🤔💊
When you ask existential questions, but get brutally honest answers ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
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18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
1 year ago
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When sharing is caring goes horribly wrong 😂👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
When sharing is caring goes horribly wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ
1 year ago
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"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment 😂
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my teacher that FAP doesn't mean what they think it means 😂
Me trying to explain to my teacher that FAP doesn't mean what they think it means ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
325
🎃 When the pumpkin pulls you in with free candy promises... 🍬👀
๐ŸŽƒ When the pumpkin pulls you in with free candy promises... ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush...๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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