That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
310
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
315
POV: You just expressed an opinion that wasn't pre-approved by the algorithm. The platform is now 'defending democracy' from you.
POV: You just expressed an opinion that wasn't pre-approved by the algorithm. The platform is now 'defending democracy' from you.
1 month ago
88
When your diploma's awarded with a side of holy water and extra drama! 🎓🤣
When your diploma's awarded with a side of holy water and extra drama! ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
255
When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" 😂🌭
When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒญ
1 year ago
387
POV: You live in Pompeii, Italy in 79 AD. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
283
Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". 😬
Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
324
When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿญ๐Ÿชค
1 year ago
305
When you explain to your friend how police cars are basically Uber but for people who do bad things 😬
When you explain to your friend how police cars are basically Uber but for people who do bad things ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
196
Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! 😾
Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! ๐Ÿ˜พ
1 year ago
355
When you donโ€™t have pockets but you still want to bring your whole life with you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
271
When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. 🎄
When you have to be festive but you're dead inside. ๐ŸŽ„
5 months ago
302
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. 😂
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
331
Instead of the Third Reich, he founded the Third Chin. The Führer of food has arrived.
Instead of the Third Reich, he founded the Third Chin. The Fรผhrer of food has arrived.
8 months ago
413
When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party 😂🔍
When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
288