Me after seeing a spider in the shower
Me after seeing a spider in the shower
1 year ago
191
Me on a Friday night after a long week 🤪
Me on a Friday night after a long week ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
177
🐧 When your relationship gets a little... fishy! 🌊
๐Ÿง When your relationship gets a little... fishy! ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
214
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! 😂 #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
1 year ago
95
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like 🐸
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like ๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
245
When the dog gets VIP treatment 😂🐾
When the dog gets VIP treatment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
303
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
1 year ago
189
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! 📈🚀
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
11 months ago
240
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. 🤔😂
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
202
Obi-Wan is having too much fun for a day that will live in infamy. ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
151
That moment of panic when the confident American realizes what a manual transmission is. Germany knew all along. 😂
That moment of panic when the confident American realizes what a manual transmission is. Germany knew all along. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
82
That moment you know you're both going to hell for laughing at this joke. 😂
That moment you know you're both going to hell for laughing at this joke. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
175
New washing instructions are terrifying. 😩
New washing instructions are terrifying. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
229
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. 🚀
Embrace the spectrum: where we build universes while others just fill a shopping cart. ๐Ÿš€
7 months ago
230
Me casually walking into my parents room at 2 AM to ask if they have any games on their phone.
Me casually walking into my parents room at 2 AM to ask if they have any games on their phone.
1 year ago
187