Obi-Wan is having too much fun for a day that will live in infamy. ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
214
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me 🍻😂
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217
The ultimate showdown: When Star Wars thinks it's messed up, Game of Thrones just says 'Hold my wine' ๐Ÿท
6 months ago
287
Forget chemtrails, the real conspiracy is the Bovine Gaseous Offensive. 🐮💨 The truth is out there!
Forget chemtrails, the real conspiracy is the Bovine Gaseous Offensive. ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ’จ The truth is out there!
4 months ago
181
When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned🗿😂
When you see Medusa at a party but you're already stoned๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment 😂
When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
246
When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy 😂
When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
What society thinks we do: *crickets*.  Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
1 year ago
236
May the spare change be with you.
May the spare change be with you.
1 year ago
215
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! 😈
And that's how we ended up with dollar signs for variables and inconsistent function names. Thanks, Satan! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
4 months ago
269
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
293
When you're the architect of your own downfall but still need a scapegoat. 😂
When you're the architect of your own downfall but still need a scapegoat. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
185
Bro automated the romance and got uninstalled. F in the chat for our fallen soldier. 🫡
Bro automated the romance and got uninstalled. F in the chat for our fallen soldier. ๐Ÿซก
30 days ago
75
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. 👶💩
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
236
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" 🐶😂
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
496