When you're wild at heart and on the run 🐯🏃‍♂️💨
When you're wild at heart and on the run ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
104
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โœจ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. 😬
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
67
🔥 "When your past catches up faster than you can say 'Amen!'" ✝️😅
๐Ÿ”ฅ "When your past catches up faster than you can say 'Amen!'" โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
162
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game 😂
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. 📉😂
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
52
When your jokes need a special permit to be understood 🍽️😂 #NotForEveryone
When your jokes need a special permit to be understood ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NotForEveryone
1 year ago
130
When the salad isn't the most toxic thing in the office 🍴😬
When the salad isn't the most toxic thing in the office ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
97
Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
110
Me trying to resist the urge to order a McFlurry after my McDouble.
Me trying to resist the urge to order a McFlurry after my McDouble.
1 year ago
73
Even as a baby, she's the Mother of Dragons 🐉👶
Even as a baby, she's the Mother of Dragons ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
101
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, I’ll go out with you. Now I’m single with a permanent ‘K’ on my wrist. 😭
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, Iโ€™ll go out with you. Now Iโ€™m single with a permanent โ€˜Kโ€™ on my wrist. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
113
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
60
Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. 😭
Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
170
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. 🥛🛀
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ›€
1 year ago
138