POV: you're a dog on acid. ๐Ÿถ โ˜๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ
1 year ago
260
Aztecs explaining human sacrifice: "It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is."
Aztecs explaining human sacrifice: "It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is."
1 year ago
155
Me admiring my sourdough starter after two years of neglect.
Me admiring my sourdough starter after two years of neglect.
1 year ago
269
Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
1 year ago
145
When you try to build a human and unlock the 'Centipede' bonus level! 🤖🪱
When you try to build a human and unlock the 'Centipede' bonus level! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿชฑ
1 year ago
297
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! 😱
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
2 months ago
195
Finally, a debugging book that understands the deep emotional scars left by a rogue semicolon. 😭
Finally, a debugging book that understands the deep emotional scars left by a rogue semicolon. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
14 days ago
41
This one simple trick will get you a peaceful night's sleep... on the couch. 🤣
This one simple trick will get you a peaceful night's sleep... on the couch. ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
266
When you complain about your career progression but your senior manager was an intern for 50 years. 💀
When you complain about your career progression but your senior manager was an intern for 50 years. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
223
When the expert's advice comes with a 'may need future pardon' disclaimer. 🤔
When the expert's advice comes with a 'may need future pardon' disclaimer. ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
98
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. 🤨
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
210
When your pre-workout is a little different… 🐄🥛💪
When your pre-workout is a little differentโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
265
Me, an intellectual, 100 ft away from the cat: *discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the Crimean War*

Me, 2 ft away from the cat: *makes incomprehensible baby noises at it*
Me, an intellectual, 100 ft away from the cat: *discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the Crimean War* Me, 2 ft away from the cat: *makes incomprehensible baby noises at it*
1 year ago
196
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf 🏄‍♂️📚
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
184
When the new amusement park ride isn't quite what you expected! 🎢😱
When the new amusement park ride isn't quite what you expected! ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
160