She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
166
When you accidentally share something you shouldn’t have 😂
When you accidentally share something you shouldnโ€™t have ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
326
When you're so emo, you put the 'rouge' in 'refuge' 😂
When you're so emo, you put the 'rouge' in 'refuge' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
206
When she thinks you're thinking about other women, but you're actually trying to understand the esoteric secrets of the universe. 🌌✨
When she thinks you're thinking about other women, but you're actually trying to understand the esoteric secrets of the universe. ๐ŸŒŒโœจ
1 month ago
92
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! 😂
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
96
When your truck has a better sense of humor than you 😂🚗
When your truck has a better sense of humor than you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
170
For when you're thirsty on the go and have questionable decision-making skills. Safety third, am I right? 😂
For when you're thirsty on the go and have questionable decision-making skills. Safety third, am I right? ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
257
When you're on your way to the furry convention but can't decide which fox puppet to use 🦊
When you're on your way to the furry convention but can't decide which fox puppet to use ๐ŸฆŠ
1 year ago
275
He who follows the herd only sees assholes 😂. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! 😉🐑
He who follows the herd only sees assholes ๐Ÿ˜‚. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
185
When Spider-Man's day off turns into a duck rescue mission! 🕸️🦆
When Spider-Man's day off turns into a duck rescue mission! ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ†
1 year ago
182
When Mario takes player 1, poor Luigi just plays second fiddle 🎮👌
When Mario takes player 1, poor Luigi just plays second fiddle ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘Œ
1 year ago
152
When the priest's blessings hit just a little too hard ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ #blessed #churchmemes
1 year ago
106
Just another casual day in Australian Parliament 🇦🇺🍻👞
Just another casual day in Australian Parliament ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ž
1 year ago
255
Me trying to explain to my friends why I'm always questioning everything 🤔
Me trying to explain to my friends why I'm always questioning everything ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
125
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
126