Me trying to put in eye drops
Me trying to put in eye drops
1 year ago
160
When your multitasking skills reach epic levels 🍺🧙‍♂️
When your multitasking skills reach epic levels ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
227
Me trying to understand my math homework after staring at it for 5 minutes straight
1 year ago
150
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
179
That TMNT costume has seen some things 🐢👀
That TMNT costume has seen some things ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
111
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
1 year ago
115
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. 💊💰"
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
1 year ago
105
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation 😂
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
1 year ago
179
Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
1 year ago
198
When you're on duty but also trying to reach enlightenment.🧘‍♂️ #PoliceMeditation #InnerPeace #CrowdControl
When you're on duty but also trying to reach enlightenment.๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ #PoliceMeditation #InnerPeace #CrowdControl
1 year ago
166
When the image verification for a free MMORPG forum asks you to recreate the Mona Lisa in MS Paint. 😩
When the image verification for a free MMORPG forum asks you to recreate the Mona Lisa in MS Paint. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
161
When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
When you're the last original cast member and the writers have introduced a whole new cast for the new season. 🥲
When you're the last original cast member and the writers have introduced a whole new cast for the new season. ๐Ÿฅฒ
5 months ago
179
When youโ€™re live on air and have absolutely no chill ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
189