When Santa's cousin takes things way too seriously 🎅💩
When Santa's cousin takes things way too seriously ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
402
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
282
Meme
1 year ago
348
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! 😂
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
302
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ 

Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
1 year ago
269
When you are late for your flight and decide to land wherever is closer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
380
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
391
When you try to be the hero but forget to check the stats. 🌍🤔
When you try to be the hero but forget to check the stats. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
386
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! 🐜😅
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
431
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart 😂
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
306
🌍 When you're the planet with an identity crisis! 🤔
๐ŸŒ When you're the planet with an identity crisis! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
225
When your magic skills are better than your dating skills 😂. This game promises sorcerers get all the girls. ✨🧙‍♂️
When your magic skills are better than your dating skills ๐Ÿ˜‚. This game promises sorcerers get all the girls. โœจ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
320
Gotta catch 'em all! (Inside Pikachu's inflatable thunder-crotch 😉)
Gotta catch 'em all! (Inside Pikachu's inflatable thunder-crotch ๐Ÿ˜‰)
1 year ago
389
When it's your birthday and you get the special cake ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
389
When you're an adult but your inner child is still screaming for Legos! 😂
When you're an adult but your inner child is still screaming for Legos! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
326