She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
109
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
100
When state laws leave you neigh-ver knowing what's allowed next! 🌿💍🐴
When state laws leave you neigh-ver knowing what's allowed next! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿด
1 year ago
111
When it's Friday night and suddenly it's Sunday morning.๐Ÿฅณ
1 year ago
63
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. 🎉
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. ๐ŸŽ‰
11 months ago
85
When your RPG character is maxed out, but real life needs some patch updates 🧙‍♂️✨
When your RPG character is maxed out, but real life needs some patch updates ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธโœจ
1 year ago
73
When your code smells but it's not your fault 😂
When your code smells but it's not your fault ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
100
Me trying to catch the spider in my room so I can relocate it outside without harming it. (It's a Huntsman, I'm not insane.) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. 😂
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
78
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Don’t worry, it doesn’t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did 😂. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโ€™t worry, it doesnโ€™t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐Ÿ˜‚. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
1 year ago
119
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday 😂
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
Me trying to convince my body to leave my warm bed in winter๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
99
🐔 Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! 🍗
๐Ÿ” Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
129
Me holding on for dear life to the one friend who actually knows what's going on in the group project. 🙏
Me holding on for dear life to the one friend who actually knows what's going on in the group project. ๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
148
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no 🏄‍♂️🚔
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
11 months ago
108