I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
6 months ago
292
💉 When life gives you lemons... make sure you actually eat them first! 🍋😂
๐Ÿ’‰ When life gives you lemons... make sure you actually eat them first! ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. 🤷‍♂️
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
168
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
98
When you take 'join the dark side' a bit too literally 😅🌌
When you take 'join the dark side' a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
246
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
1 year ago
184
When the family reunion gets a little too much 😂🍸 #ThrowbackChaos
When the family reunion gets a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿธ #ThrowbackChaos
1 year ago
191
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
1 year ago
186
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds 😂
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
168
Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell:
🤔🌎🔥
Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell: ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
109
✨ Navigating the colorful world of brain chemistry! 🧠💊
โœจ Navigating the colorful world of brain chemistry! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
172
George Lucas in 1977, creating the Star Wars universe: "I'll figure out the details later!" 😂
George Lucas in 1977, creating the Star Wars universe: "I'll figure out the details later!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. 😂
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
When your waiter application is served with a side of puns 🍽️😂
When your waiter application is served with a side of puns ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160