The duality of parental concern. One brings the love ❤️, the other brings the suspicion 🧐.
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love โค๏ธ, the other brings the suspicion ๐Ÿง.
1 year ago
418
UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought 😈)
UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
1 year ago
264
When your car knows the ending before you do! 🚗📚
When your car knows the ending before you do! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
189
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively.  🔥
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
325
Forget Netflix, the real drama is happening next door. The season finale just dropped and it's a wild ride! 🍿🤯
Forget Netflix, the real drama is happening next door. The season finale just dropped and it's a wild ride! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฏ
7 months ago
433
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint 😂
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
When you show your boss you can do a week's work in an hour... and regret it instantly! 😅🖥️ #SpeedyGonzales
When you show your boss you can do a week's work in an hour... and regret it instantly! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ #SpeedyGonzales
1 year ago
379
Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope 🔥
Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
306
He took the 'we're a team' speech a little too literally. This is what we call malicious compliance. 😬
He took the 'we're a team' speech a little too literally. This is what we call malicious compliance. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
199
When prisoners have a better benefits package than college students! 🎓➡️🚔
When prisoners have a better benefits package than college students! ๐ŸŽ“โžก๏ธ๐Ÿš”
1 year ago
268
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro 😂
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196
When your camera's autofocus is faster than a curious glance 📸👀
When your camera's autofocus is faster than a curious glance ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
236
When you accidentally anger the entire Lollipop Guild and have to make a run for it. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
4 months ago
308
Well, that's one historical theory... and it's brutally effective. The Vikings had standards, I guess. 😅
Well, that's one historical theory... and it's brutally effective. The Vikings had standards, I guess. ๐Ÿ˜…
8 months ago
474
When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 😂
When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193