When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
11 months ago
165
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. 🙏
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. ๐Ÿ™
2 months ago
127
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered 😂
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years.  Seems fair.⚖️
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years. Seems fair.โš–๏ธ
1 year ago
84
When logic takes a wild spin into 'faith mode' 🤔🔄⚾️
When logic takes a wild spin into 'faith mode' ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”„โšพ๏ธ
1 year ago
138
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 😂
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105
Me trying to explain to my teacher that FAP doesn't mean what they think it means 😂
Me trying to explain to my teacher that FAP doesn't mean what they think it means ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
"When Scrooge said he was sitting on a treasure, this isn't what we imagined! 🦆💰"
"When Scrooge said he was sitting on a treasure, this isn't what we imagined! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ฐ"
1 year ago
63
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa ☕
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa โ˜•
1 year ago
138
When 'Marco!' doesn't quite cover it... 😅🛍️ #ParentingPerks
When 'Marco!' doesn't quite cover it... ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ›๏ธ #ParentingPerks
1 year ago
59
When your car has more tech than your phone 📱🚗💡 #KnightRiderVibes
When your car has more tech than your phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ก #KnightRiderVibes
1 year ago
102
When you share your last joint in prison, and your "friend" eats it while high 😂
When you share your last joint in prison, and your "friend" eats it while high ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
54
Upgrade your Black Friday stealth mode with the ultimate camouflage! 🛒🕶️
Upgrade your Black Friday stealth mode with the ultimate camouflage! ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
1 year ago
117
When your boss asks if you completed that project that's been open for 2 years ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
60
When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party 😂🔍
When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
10 months ago
93