Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
1 year ago
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Vet: He's obese.
Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
Vet: He's obese. Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
1 year ago
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Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. 😂
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be interested in my friend's dating life ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally unlock the "Venison Package" on your car insurance.🦌🚗
When you accidentally unlock the "Venison Package" on your car insurance.๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
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Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
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George Lucas in 1977, creating the Star Wars universe: "I'll figure out the details later!" 😂
George Lucas in 1977, creating the Star Wars universe: "I'll figure out the details later!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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🚨 Breaking News: Scientists announce new strain of 'Dictatorship'—proceed with caution! 🧬🔬
๐Ÿšจ Breaking News: Scientists announce new strain of 'Dictatorship'โ€”proceed with caution! ๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 year ago
381
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men 💅
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
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When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. 😈
When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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Surrounded yet threatened? 🤔 Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
Surrounded yet threatened? ๐Ÿค” Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
1 year ago
250
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. 😂
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When tigers have opinions on energy-efficient solutions! 🐅💡
When tigers have opinions on energy-efficient solutions! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
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Just another day in the Mystery Machine 💨😂 #ScoobyDoo #VelmaDinkley
Just another day in the Mystery Machine ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ScoobyDoo #VelmaDinkley
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