Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
1 year ago
186
When you are excited about the cake, but you also donโ€™t want your younger sibling to grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
97
When world domination takes a backseat to virtual gang wars! 😂🔥
When world domination takes a backseat to virtual gang wars! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
111
🍽️ When your pie comes with a side of 'surprise'! 🌈
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ When your pie comes with a side of 'surprise'! ๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
237
Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? 🍍🤔
Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
191
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? 🤔 The tech world is a strange place. 😂
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? ๐Ÿค” The tech world is a strange place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. 🤷‍♂️🐶
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿถ
6 months ago
280
Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was 😂
Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188
When you accidentally confess to your crush but they're not into you 😂
When you accidentally confess to your crush but they're not into you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant🤰
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
210
When your fashion says 'kawaii' but your mask says 'stay away' 😷✨
When your fashion says 'kawaii' but your mask says 'stay away' ๐Ÿ˜ทโœจ
1 year ago
135
When life gives you bananas, turn them into ghost stories! 👻🍌
When life gives you bananas, turn them into ghost stories! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
176
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM 😂
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
When your confidence level matches your kill streak 🚀😎
When your confidence level matches your kill streak ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
183
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188