She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
170
Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends 😂
Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
This math checks out. 🤔
This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
107
When you want to spice up your Omegle chats 😂
When you want to spice up your Omegle chats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
279
Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
1 year ago
199
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years.  The system works… for someone, I guess. 🤔
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโ€ฆ for someone, I guess. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
163
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? 💀
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
236
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
1 year ago
104
East vs West: one's known for their modesty and rich culture, the other put dollar signs on a pride flag.
East vs West: one's known for their modesty and rich culture, the other put dollar signs on a pride flag.
1 year ago
169
When your drama is their popcorn moment 🍿😂
When your drama is their popcorn moment ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes 😭🤬
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
97
I can't be the only one who sees a disturbing similarity here.  🤔
I can't be the only one who sees a disturbing similarity here. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
198
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 year ago
180
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.🪙
Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.๐Ÿช™
1 year ago
107
When Spider-Man's day off turns into a duck rescue mission! 🕸️🦆
When Spider-Man's day off turns into a duck rescue mission! ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ†
1 year ago
183