Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
180
Liverpool fans be like: 😭😂😭😂
Liverpool fans be like: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
391
When a smile turns you into a cheeseball 😁🧀
When a smile turns you into a cheeseball ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง€
1 year ago
406
When you're ready to lead the North but end up auditioning for the Winter Olympics instead! 🏂❄️😂
When you're ready to lead the North but end up auditioning for the Winter Olympics instead! ๐Ÿ‚โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
442
Indestructible Arch™: When you need a building material stronger than your will to survive! 🏗️💪
Indestructible Archโ„ข: When you need a building material stronger than your will to survive! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
256
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
233
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
258
When she asks for 3 things but lists 6, and you see the perfect opening for a self-deprecating joke. He's a keeper. 😂
When she asks for 3 things but lists 6, and you see the perfect opening for a self-deprecating joke. He's a keeper. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
162
Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors 😂
Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
185
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" 😂.  Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* 🏴‍☠️.  Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ. Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
1 year ago
290
Some puzzles are better left unfinished... for everyone's sake. 😭
Some puzzles are better left unfinished... for everyone's sake. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
278
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad 🧪🥗
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
1 year ago
175
When the squad synchronizes their curiosity 😂👀
When the squad synchronizes their curiosity ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
349
When multitasking means eating with your hands... but still being classy! 🍴🤦‍♂️
When multitasking means eating with your hands... but still being classy! ๐Ÿด๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
218
When your therapist is also an Insanity Wolf 😂
When your therapist is also an Insanity Wolf ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
357