When your earthquake has a side hustle as a global traveler 🌍🚀
When your earthquake has a side hustle as a global traveler ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿš€
10 months ago
81
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. 📈💰
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ
10 months ago
149
Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport 😂
Cybermen on the tube? Guess the Daleks finally drove them to public transport ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
117
That's one magic mushroom right there! 🍄
That's one magic mushroom right there! ๐Ÿ„
11 months ago
136
Me when my mom asks me to do chores after I just sat down from doing previous chores 😩
Me when my mom asks me to do chores after I just sat down from doing previous chores ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
121
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" 😂
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
78
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
115
When you say you don’t always eat breakfast, but then you always do 😂
When you say you donโ€™t always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
79
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
75
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.🥓🌹
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒน
1 year ago
107
He's out of line, but he's right. 🤔
He's out of line, but he's right. ๐Ÿค”
8 months ago
147
Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! 😂 No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. 🤐
Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! ๐Ÿ˜‚ No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. ๐Ÿค
1 year ago
71
When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship 😂🍔❤️
When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”โค๏ธ
1 year ago
120
T-Rex's reaction after the asteroid was like: โ˜”
1 year ago
105