Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
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When you say you donโt always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐
1 year ago
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐ค
1 year ago
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God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐ค
1 year ago
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Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.๐ฅ๐น
1 year ago
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He's out of line, but he's right. ๐ค
8 months ago
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Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! ๐ No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. ๐ค
1 year ago
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When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship ๐๐โค๏ธ