Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy🥓
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
1 year ago
129
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
1 year ago
103
When your vacation plans go a little too ✈️ international 🌍... and Darwin whispers, 'I told you so!' 😂🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️
When your vacation plans go a little too โœˆ๏ธ international ๐ŸŒ... and Darwin whispers, 'I told you so!' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
211
When you and your friend are equally good at ping pong ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“
1 year ago
204
Me trying to cook after watching one Gordon Ramsay video ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
104
He may be blind, but he saw his opportunity and took it. Smooth criminal. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•บ
11 months ago
236
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
164
New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
1 year ago
109
When you ask your friend how last night went and he says "She was an 8... out of 10" YEEAAAH
When you ask your friend how last night went and he says "She was an 8... out of 10" YEEAAAH
1 year ago
214
Me when someone says "I'm pregnant and it's yours":๐ŸŽถNever gonna give you up๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
152
My theme song for the entire month of December. 😭🎄
My theme song for the entire month of December. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŽ„
7 months ago
230
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
9 months ago
227
Me and the boys on 9/10
Me and the boys on 9/10
1 year ago
102
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink 🍻😂
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
183
Protecting the next generation from cringe is a full-time job.  ☔️
Protecting the next generation from cringe is a full-time job. โ˜”๏ธ
1 year ago
271