When you're so serious about grammar, you make history! 📚✍️
When you're so serious about grammar, you make history! ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ
11 months ago
300
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.

Me: Challenge accepted! 😂
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
98
Well, that's one historical theory... and it's brutally effective. The Vikings had standards, I guess. 😅
Well, that's one historical theory... and it's brutally effective. The Vikings had standards, I guess. ๐Ÿ˜…
5 months ago
291
Liverpool Tears, the finest vintage, perfect for any occasion. 😂
Liverpool Tears, the finest vintage, perfect for any occasion. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
POV: Me during math class ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
119
When your sheep have better comebacks than you 🐑😂
When your sheep have better comebacks than you ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
262
Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
1 year ago
107
When you hit a puddle at 50 mph and think you're going to die but you somehow survive but your bike doesn't ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
202
It's a flash flood. My car's warranty doesn't cover flash floods. Guess I'll drive.
1 year ago
157
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour 🦢🚣‍♂️
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour ๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
222
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild 😂
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
212
You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. 💀
You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
230
Me trying to ignore the New Year's Eve fireworks so I can keep gaming.  Priorities, people! 🎮
Me trying to ignore the New Year's Eve fireworks so I can keep gaming. Priorities, people! ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
120
Me after checking WebMD for a headache 😂
Me after checking WebMD for a headache ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
191
Me choosing to become a software engineer after realizing how crowded and noisy the library gets during exam week. 💀
Me choosing to become a software engineer after realizing how crowded and noisy the library gets during exam week. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
197