My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
94
When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
1 year ago
142
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. 🎉
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
61
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. 😂
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
82
When physics takes a vacation in Australia! 🚗🔄
When physics takes a vacation in Australia! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”„
1 year ago
112
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation.  🐶📰😂
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When the Q3 earnings call is a disaster, it's time for a strategic, mind-expanding business pivot. To the moon! 🚀🍄
When the Q3 earnings call is a disaster, it's time for a strategic, mind-expanding business pivot. To the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ„
9 days ago
23
When you're on a safari and the local guide forgets to mention the 'carpool only' lane 🦓😂
When you're on a safari and the local guide forgets to mention the 'carpool only' lane ๐Ÿฆ“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
When your 1GB plan outsmarts the unlimited one 🤣📊
When your 1GB plan outsmarts the unlimited one ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“Š
1 year ago
137
When you accidentally press Alt+F4 during a boss fight 😂
When you accidentally press Alt+F4 during a boss fight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. 💅
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. ๐Ÿ’…
11 months ago
89
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
1 year ago
112
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! 🤔😂
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
129
The annual transformation from humble servant abroad to untouchable celebrity when visiting the family back home. ✨
The annual transformation from humble servant abroad to untouchable celebrity when visiting the family back home. โœจ
3 months ago
142
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer 🍺
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
101