When you see your food coming
When you see your food coming
1 year ago
166
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. 🥰
Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. 😬
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. ๐Ÿฅฐ Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
177
When you accidentally rotate the image in MS Paint and all your efforts become FFFFFUUUU-
When you accidentally rotate the image in MS Paint and all your efforts become FFFFFUUUU-
1 year ago
133
Who needs the gym when you have groceries? 💪🛒
Who needs the gym when you have groceries? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ›’
1 year ago
152
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" 
Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
1 year ago
157
Me trying to explain to my teacher that FAP doesn't mean what they think it means 😂
Me trying to explain to my teacher that FAP doesn't mean what they think it means ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
229
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
"Being with you is the greatest gift... unless I have VR goggles. Then, BRB, gotta go explore the metaverse."
1 year ago
131
Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome 😂
Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
1 year ago
162
New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
1 year ago
271
🐔 Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! 🍗
๐Ÿ” Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
246
When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious 💀😂
When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
340
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? 🤔
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
223
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. 🤦‍♂️
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
401
When you realize you're part of the Empire and lose all the time. 😭
When you realize you're part of the Empire and lose all the time. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
126