When the weather is trying to show you some cool karate moves. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿฅ‹โ˜๏ธ
1 year ago
351
Swipe right for smooth moves and witty grooves! 😎💫
Swipe right for smooth moves and witty grooves! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
394
When opportunity knocks... and you're terrible at ignoring it 😏💤🍆
When opportunity knocks... and you're terrible at ignoring it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
341
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
182
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better 🍺🚑
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿš‘
1 year ago
376
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
241
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
POV: You are about to hear pineapple belongs on pizza.
1 year ago
317
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf 🏄‍♂️📚
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
273
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
10 months ago
344
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. 😂
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
396
When your priest has a peculiar sense of humor 😅🙏
When your priest has a peculiar sense of humor ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
473
When you expect kawaii, but get DIY! 😂🎌
When you expect kawaii, but get DIY! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽŒ
1 year ago
310
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
190
💸 When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! 🚜😂
๐Ÿ’ธ When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
266